Twas the Night before Thanksgiving
and all through my house
I could hear laughter and giggling
and the occassional shout!
From down in the basement
there arose such a clatter
I had to run down to see what was the matter
When what with my one good ear should I hear
but three teenage girls
squealing loudly with fear!
I saw a little old spider
So lively and quick
I knew in a moment
that the girls thought he was ICK!!
I groped around blindly for a shoe or a book
and that spider, he saw me and gave me that look
More rapid than gunfire
his eight legs started running
this creature had character
it was really quite stunning!
He got to the wall and up he went!
No looking back! His time here was spent!
The girls had settled little, they were restless in bed
with visions of spiders hanging over their heads.
Little old spider had caused so much trouble
Girls were laughing so hard they were all seeing double
I tucked them back in, gave each one a hug
and told them not to yell over each little bug!
With the little old spider still in the room
all other bugs would soon meet their doom!
The girls heard me exclaim as I walked away
Get some sleep girls,
tomorrow's Thanksgiving Day!!!